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AI-Training • Brutal Analytics • Community Shame • Droid Coaches
Coming soon to Android:
Features That'll Make You Slightly Less Sloppy
Personalized Training
Because your body needs as much work as your browser history needs clearing.
Personalized Training
Craft workout plans so f***ing brutal, they'll make your muscles wish they were attached to a vegan influencer instead. You'll be crying for your mommy between sets like a toddler who just discovered ball pits aren't toilets.
AI-assisted Coaching
Finally, an AI that'll stick around longer than your dickpics on the internet.
AI-assisted Coaching
Meet your new digital dom: an AI coach that's part drill sergeant, part verbal abuser. It'll push you harder than that time you tried to impress your step-sis with your 'gains'.
Brutal Analytics
Watch your gains grow slower than your chances of losing your virginity to something other than a barbell.
Brutal Analytics
Witness your pathetic attempts at progress in Ultra HD graphs and charts. We'll transform your pain and suffering into data so depressing, it'll make you contemplate becoming a 'before' picture for weight gain ads.
Community of Moggers
Come for the advice, stay for the shared mental disorders and steroid connect.
Community of Moggers
Join our cesspool of gym rats, roid ragers, and OnlyFans rejects. Share tips on hiding gyno, swap stories about 'protein' shake ingredients, and pretend you have friends who don't just exist in your pre-workout hallucinations.